| Calvin Trillin |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Unknown Author |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Sam Levenson |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Groucho Marx |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Groucho Marx |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| George Burns |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Will Rogers |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Noel Coward |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Ambrose Bierce |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Joe Martin |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Winston Churchill |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Abraham Lincoln |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Barry LePatner |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Unknown Author |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
| Chinese Proverb |
10 years, 10 weeks and 5 hours |
