Pay my girlfriend

SUBMITTED BY: ExcellentCockraoch

DATE: Aug. 14, 2020, 8:58 a.m.

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  1. ******JOKES CENTRAL*****
  2. How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her.
  3. I came into some money recently. Next time I’ll use a towel.
  4. “Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?”
  5. “Because your mum loves Easter and it’s an anagram of Easter.”
  6. “Thanks Dad.”
  7. “No problem Alan.”
  8. What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down.
  9. Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
  10. Two deer come out of a bar. “Can’t believe I blew 20 bucks in there,” says one to the other.

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