GI Joe and Barbie


SUBMITTED BY: ExcellentCockraoch

DATE: Aug. 14, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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  1. ********Comedy Lines*******
  2. What did the deer say when she came out of the woods? I’ll never do that for two bucks again.
  3. How does a woman hold her liquor? By the ears.
  4. A girl asks for a Barbie and GI Joe doll set.
  5. Mom: “But Barbie comes with Ken.”
  6. Girl: “Nah, Barbie FAKES it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe.”
  7. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gahk!!!
  8. Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today.

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